I’m
bored, I’m bored, I’m bored.
There’s
nothing for me to do.
“Then read a book or
draw,
or make a craft with glue.”
I’m
bored, I’m bored, I’m bored.
And
none of those will do.
“Then ride your bike
or skip.
I’ll play a game with you.”
I’m
bored, I’m bored, I’m bored.
And
still those will not do.
“Then call a friend,
or paint.
I’ll build a fort with
you.”
I’m
bored, I’m bored, I’m bored.
It’s
a nightmare that’s come true.
“Then vacuum the
house, or mop,
or clean a toilet or two.
Then dust the shelves, and sweep,
and polish every shoe.
Then fold the sheets, and cook,
and pick up doggy doo.”
You
know I’d love to help—
I’m
just too busy to.
But
maybe when I’m bored,
then
I can help with you.
Words
by David Martin. Image by Innes Cheng.
Innes
Cheng
is a visual artist who makes greeting cards, prints, and murals. She was a
drummer for the indie-pop band The Fragments, and she divides her time between
creating visual art and raising her four-year-old son in Vancouver, British
Columbia.
David
Martin
has published three collections of poems: Tar Swan (NeWest Press, 2018),
Kink Bands (NeWest Press, 2023), and Limited Verse, (University of Calgary Press, 2024). His
work was recently selected for Best Canadian Poetry 2025 (Biblioasis).
the
Tuesday poem is curated by rob mclennan